Tim Short only for Spiffy Magazine

Hey guys! Well you all know the Spiffy Magazine right? Well I have my own section in it "Timmay's Corner" and in this weeks issue I made one of my "Tim's Shorts" just for it! Your going to want to see it because it might be the beginning of a great ending for a certain polar bear... *wink wink* The link? CLICK HERE (and if you cannot open up the Spiffy Magazine, CLICK HERE)

p.s. If you liked my Tim Short vote for me on the poll on the left side of the mag ;)

Me and Lego are working on a new adventure for this party, and it will be a good one...

-Tim250, CP Adventure Staff

Tim Short's 4: What feeling?

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Do you ever get that feeling?

The one that makes you feel strange,

It feels like something weird in your stomach, like its all dis-arranged

Well I've been getting that feeling, I'm really not nervous inside.

I don't understand why, I guess I can be a little shy.

Don't ask me what it could be, maybe I need to be set free...

"Set free like a bird?" "Yes! Here, I'll make a good simile!"

I feel like I'm a bird, who's doesn't spread his wings.

He has them there, and all prepared, but when told to fly, he clings.

Maybe that's just it, I need to be let go,

Float sky high, give a big deep sigh

And just let go with the flow.

I think I'm ready to go, but not at this time.

Fly away from this cold island, and get away from this rhyme.

I think I'll have to cut this post short for I'm out of time

And not to forget....I think I ran out of rhymes.

~Goodbye Guys, I'm going on a Disney Vacation, have a relaxing two weeks without me :)

-Keep it spiffy while I'm gone, ya here?

Your Friend, Tim250, CP Adventure Staff

(for another psot like this click here)

Tim short's 3: The Tape

DING DONG! The door bell rang "Hey Tim!" Lego said, "Mails here!" Tim said with an annoyed look on his face, "I don't get why I'm always in charge of getting the mail when your right next to the door watching TV!" "I'm lazy! What else can I say?" Lego said. "I'll get the mail." Tim said with a smirk. He went outside and found a package on the step, with a coffee in one hand he bent down and got the package. "Here, its your turn to do something. Open it." Tim said as he threw it on Lego's lap. Lego tore it open to see it was an old video tape, it looked a little scratched but still able to be played. "Hey Tim!" Lego called. "I think we got old man Penguin's mail again!"
Tim walked over to see what it was. "Wow, just because it looks old doesn't mean it belongs to an old man." They both paused. "So..." Lego said,"Aren't you going to put it in?"


Tim went over to the TV and popped the tape in. "Wheres the remote?" Tim asked. "Over there." Lego said pointing to the other side of the room. "I don't want to go get it." "Well I don't either." "Then lets go get it together." Lego got up from the couch and Tim went with him to the other side of the room. They both pushed the play button and sat down to see the tape:

Tim's shorts 2: "Applications" ft. Creamsicle Frostbite

One day in the EPF headquarters, Legoboy and Tim were assigned to recruit another agent to help them for their next mission. They went through 10, then 20, then 30 applications, but no luck. "Junk." said Tim. "Wow, this one has food stains on it!" Legoboy screamed. "WHAT THE!?" Tim shouted. "What?" said Legoboy. "Read this one." Tim said while making a weird face. This is what the application read:

Dear EPF Agents,

I work hard. I'm like a women in the kitchen, except I'm allowed to leave the kitchen. People expect me to be all friendly and enthusiastic, but that's a woman's job I'm the straightest man alive, and people love that about me. I get tons of emails everyday, and I don't even bother to open them.

My name is Creamsicle Frostbite, but everyone calls me Straightman. I spend 5 hours a day at the gym, because that's where my friend works. I hang out in the Men's bathroom at Sears. I don't believe in owning a bathroom so that's the only time I get to go. If I owned a bathroom, then I'd have to buy a woman to clean it.

My girlfriend is hot! She's the best and only thing I've ever been allowed to touch. We broke up six months ago. I named my dog after her, his name is girlfriend. I never learned my girlfriend's name, because I am a heterosexual man.

I woke up with a tiger in my bedroom today. My friends and I were playing strip-poker all night long, and we go hard every game. I guess we had too much to drink, but who cares! Life is like two lemons glued together, you just gotta keep squeezing them.

I think I'd be an awesome agent. I'm a tough guy, and I watch hockey. I also believe in women's rights.


Love,
~Straightman


Tim and Legoboy stared at each other in Disgust. "Well, you can do the honors Lego." said Tim. Lego nodded, then took out a stamp and stamped the application with big red letters saying "DENIED" They then went on with looking over applications. That letter would be stuck in their minds for a long time...

Tim's Shorts 1: A Crime in Rhyme

Once, yes once, upon a time two silly penguins decided to rhyme. It seems they couldn't stop, not even to drink some pop! It was so bad that no one could stop them, they tried everything, even tried to shock 'em. They called in the big guns to see what they could do, even though the one didn't know how to tie his shoe. These two big guns were Legoboy and Tim, they tried to find out how this happened by hitting one of them in the shin. When they hit him they found out how, the small one yelled "BOBBY!" and they both looked at each other and said..... "NOW!" They ran out the door and into the Town "Where could he be?" Tim said. "I'm not sure we'll have to look around." They went in every building, EVERY ONE, guess what they found!? Nope, no one.

Next, they reached the top of the beacon, they ran so fast Tim was had sweat leakin'. Over at the telescope they saw bobby, he used the telescope so well it was like it was his hobby. It turns out it was, he was a evil scientist. He made so many inventions he had a list! It turns out he made a potion, called "Use to rhyme" apparently those two penguins used it at the wrong time.

In the end, the Penguins found a reverse potion, and Bobby was arrested. It was all thanks to Tim and Lego, or this never would have been invested.

The End :D (A Tim original)

Tim's Shorts

Hey guys! I'm here to tell you the news that I will be making some short stories thoughout the summer! They will be called "Tim's shorts" I just will just post them whenever. It's kinda like a little surprise every once in a while. They May/may not be about club penguin, they may be true or fictional. You will know it was made by me by these three reasons:

1. The title will be "A Tim Short: (title)"

2. down the bottom it will say "By: Toasty Tim"

3. This picture will be at the begining (thanks to Slider for making it)-

I hope this will be as much fun for you to read as much fun it is for me to write! Hope you like them!


~Tim