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Thursday, August 18, 2011
Tim Short only for Spiffy Magazine
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-Tim250, CP Adventure Staff
Monday, August 1, 2011
Tim Short's 4: What feeling?
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Tim short's 3: The Tape
Tim walked over to see what it was. "Wow, just because it looks old doesn't mean it belongs to an old man." They both paused. "So..." Lego said,"Aren't you going to put it in?"
Tim went over to the TV and popped the tape in. "Wheres the remote?" Tim asked. "Over there." Lego said pointing to the other side of the room. "I don't want to go get it." "Well I don't either." "Then lets go get it together." Lego got up from the couch and Tim went with him to the other side of the room. They both pushed the play button and sat down to see the tape:
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Adventure 7: Jobs


As of now Tim and Lego are still part of the EPF, until Herbert returns they will be working at the Pizza shop and as undercover agents catching criminals on the island.
Thank you for reading! Don't forget to follow the Site!
~CP Adventure Staff (P.s. sorry about bad quality in the pictures you see, my computer does not like to be nice to me even though I never did anything bad to it.... I LOVE YOU COMPUTER :) kinda... ~Tim)
Friday, June 24, 2011
ADVENTURE 6: The Case of the Golden Guitar!
"Man, Lego this is great," Tim said, taking a drink from his lemonade. "Living large; just sitting here at the Cove listening to some great music" "Enjoy it while it lasts Tim! It's only here once a year! And it's even better because we don't have to solve any Mysteries! Just sit back, relax, and have a great time." Lego said. "I know ri..." Before Tim could finish his sentence There was a loud scream. "HELP! MY SUPER AMAZING RARE GOLDEN GUITAR IS GONE! SOMEONE HELP ME!" It was the one and only Frostylittle. "Uh-oh..." Said Tim, "This looks like a job a for us."
Tim and Lego ran up to the orange penguin. "Your guitar is gone?!" They both said in a spiffy duet. "Yes" Frosty blubbered, "It was even signed by the one and only PENGUIN BAND!" "Ooh that bites," Tim said holding onto bunny tightly. "Where was the last time you saw it" Frosty wiped away some tears and said "In.. in in...my igloo..." "Lead us the way there, Frosto!" Lego said.
When they got there Frosty explained what had happened "Well...The guitar was standing on that stand over there. The thief must of saw one of my windows was opened and came in through there"
He pointed at a window just big enough for a penguin to get through. "Was there any other evidence you found on the crime scene?" Tim asked. "Yes," Frosty answered "By the window, I found a purple high top shoe. It must of slipped off the crook when he was leaving..." Tim looked confused and said "Well that's a problem. Half the penguin on the island are wearing purple high tops since its in the new catalog. Lego, YOU'RE even wearing them!" "Oh whoops....heh..." Lego said embarrassingly. "HEY WAIT!" Frosty exclaimed. "If they lost one of their purple high tops, then they must be wearing a blue or orange high top on one foot, with the purple on the other!" "THAT'S IT!" Tim and Lego said. The two adventurers left, looking at everyone's shoes all the the way to the Cove.
After relaxing, drinking a few more glasses of lemonade and listening to some more music, it hit Lego. "TIM!!!!!! I KNOW WEAR TO FIND THE THIEF!" "Ok, ok, I'm all ears. Tell!!!" Tim said excitedly swinging bunny like a lasso. "Well, the guitar was signed by the Penguin Band, right? "RIGHT!" "So...If you were a Penguin Band fan, where would you most likely go tonight?" "Umm...uhh...hold on I got this.." Tim said, "Tim!!! you know this!!! you're even going to it tonight! LOL! The Penguin Band Rock the Iceberg Concert!! We just find the person with two colors of high tops and get him!" "Ohh....." said Tim, "LET'S DO THIS!"
Tim and Lego both told Frosty the idea and he loved it. When they got to the iceberg, all three of them were checking everyone's shoes but there was no luck. They got to the snack and line and Frosty said "Oh well guys...thanks for trying to help, I guess I'll never have my golden guitar back. Oh and I'll take one medium popcorn, please." Another guy with orange hair came up behind Tim Lego and Frosty. "Hey!" Frost said, "Great hair!! Looks pretty spiffy!" "Oh...heh....thanks..." The mysterious penguin said. "Here's your popcorn, Sir" The vendor says to Frosty. "Thanks!" Frosty said in reply. Frosty moved a little and then tripped face first into ice - His orange sneaker was untied! "Owww...." Frost said looking up a little bit. He looked straight on the mysterious penguin's feet. He had one Orange high top and one purple high top. Frosty got up and said "IT WAS YOU! YOU TOOK MY GOLDEN GUITAR!"
The penguin gasped and started running. Frosty, Tim and Lego ran behind. Before we knew it, he was up on stage looking for which way to run. Gasps from the audience were everywhere.
Lego screamed "TIM! THROW BUNNY!" "What?! How could you ever want me to hurt my stuffed bunny!" "NO!!! AT THE GUY UP ON STAGE! LIKE YOU DID ON OUR FIRST ADVENTURE!" "Ok..." Tim said, "Here....Goes....NOTHING!" Tim jumped into the air, spinned 3 times, threw bunny, and landed back onto his feet. Bunny was spiraling out of control. It hit the penguin in the back, and boomeranged back to Tim. The penguin fell into the drum set and everything collapsed on top of him- He was trapped! "Like I said last time," Tim said, "I like to keep it spiffy."
We called the EPF, and they arrested the mysterious Penguin.
We found out the penguin was the one and only Party Slider, Who's been suspected for more stolen goods. The police went into Party Sliders home, and found Frosty's golden guitar. Frosty got it back, and said to us "I couldn't of got this back without you guys" Frosty said, "Here, keep it, you deserve it more than me." Tim and Lego both said, "Wow, thanks Frost! You're a great friend!"
And so, The case of the Golden Guitar comes to a close. The CP Spiffy Adventures Team hopes you have a great time at music jam!
Thanks for reading,
~Lego
(If you're reading this, scroll down for something important...)
There Party Slider lay, just sitting there in his jail cell. Sometimes the other criminals heard evil laughs from him and other times they heard him plotting ways to get out of jail.
One night, the criminals heard the most eeriest laugh they've ever heard. "I WILL GET YOU TIM AND LEGO! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
The next day...his jail cell was empty.
TO BE CONTINUED.
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Tim's shorts 2: "Applications" ft. Creamsicle Frostbite
Dear EPF Agents,
I work hard. I'm like a women in the kitchen, except I'm allowed to leave the kitchen. People expect me to be all friendly and enthusiastic, but that's a woman's job I'm the straightest man alive, and people love that about me. I get tons of emails everyday, and I don't even bother to open them.
My name is Creamsicle Frostbite, but everyone calls me Straightman. I spend 5 hours a day at the gym, because that's where my friend works. I hang out in the Men's bathroom at Sears. I don't believe in owning a bathroom so that's the only time I get to go. If I owned a bathroom, then I'd have to buy a woman to clean it.
My girlfriend is hot! She's the best and only thing I've ever been allowed to touch. We broke up six months ago. I named my dog after her, his name is girlfriend. I never learned my girlfriend's name, because I am a heterosexual man.
I woke up with a tiger in my bedroom today. My friends and I were playing strip-poker all night long, and we go hard every game. I guess we had too much to drink, but who cares! Life is like two lemons glued together, you just gotta keep squeezing them.
I think I'd be an awesome agent. I'm a tough guy, and I watch hockey. I also believe in women's rights.
Love,
~Straightman
Tim and Legoboy stared at each other in Disgust. "Well, you can do the honors Lego." said Tim. Lego nodded, then took out a stamp and stamped the application with big red letters saying "DENIED" They then went on with looking over applications. That letter would be stuck in their minds for a long time...
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Tim's Shorts 1: A Crime in Rhyme
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Tim's Shorts
1. The title will be "A Tim Short: (title)"
2. down the bottom it will say "By: Toasty Tim"
3. This picture will be at the begining (thanks to Slider for making it)-
I hope this will be as much fun for you to read as much fun it is for me to write! Hope you like them!
~Tim
Monday, January 17, 2011
Adventure 5: A day in the Life of an Agent
"Oh.... so let me get this right. You and Gary have invited me and Tim to come help you find these evil robots that Rookie turned on by accident?" Lego said. "Well when you put it that way, you make it sound worse then it is." The director said. "Haha, yeah..... So when do you want us to come in?" Lego said. "Is now a good time?" The director asked. "Well its 1am in the morning... Why did you call this early anyway?" Lego said. "Well don't forget were supposed to help the penguins without being scene its better for us to do this at this time of night then right in the middle of the day." "True." Lego said. "But can't it wait another.." Lego was interrupted as he was teleported to the Everyday Phoning Facility. There he stood in front of a phone booth next to him his friend Tim. "OMG! TIMMAY!!" He shouted. "ANDY!!!!" Tim shouted back. Both of them stood in front of this phone booth that then changed into a Television saying:
"Aha! so it seems like we need to take a path way trough the forest!" Tim shouted. "Precisely Agent!" Gary commented. "Well you better get going." the director said. "Yeah Tim! Lets go whoop some robot butt!" Lego shouted with excitment. "But agents before you go, we have invited a specail agent to help you on this journey, would you mind stepping outside?" The director said. "Sure!" Tim and Lego said at the same time. Lego and Tim walked outside to look up into the stars in the sky. "Hey Tim. Whats that?" Lego said. "I don't know... shooting star?" Tim answered. "Uh Tim.. I don't think thats a star....." Lego whispered. "Oh...." Tim whispered back. CRASH! "Bonjour Obama Minions!" this voice said. "HEDGE!?" Tim shouted. "DR. HOG!?" Lego also said. "That's my name." Hedge said. "Ok agents. Head out! And don't forget about the map!"Gary said to them. "Thanks Gary!" They all said.
"Ok guys. Here's what we have to do, I'll head out behind the town. Lego you take the forest. And Tim check behind the Plaza." Hedge said. "YES SIR!" Lego said. "Ahem.." Hedge said angry. "YES...Mam?" Lego said unsure. "Better. now move out! Take your spy phones and be ready if you get a call." Hedge also added. "Ok! Lets go!" Tim yelled. And so they broke off into three groups. Hedge went behind the night club, searching for clues, she was able to see something over happening at the EPF headquarters. "Hold on guys. I'm going to check over around the Ski Village." Hedge said through her spy phone. Meanwhile Lego was checking in the forest, "BEEP BEEP. MUST DESTROY EPF. BEEP BEEP." "GUYS! GUYS!!" Lego whispered into his spy phone. "ROBOT FOUND! ROBOT FOUND! HES HIDDEN WAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST! SEND IN BACKUP!" Lego said. "Teleport me there Lego! NOW!" Tim shouted.
"BEEP BEEP. MUST DESTROY. BEEP BEEP." "QUICK LEGO! WE NEED TO THINK OF A PLAN! AND FAST!" Tim said. "I GOT AN IDEA! HAND ME BUNNY!" Lego shouted to Tim. "But but... bunny.." Tim said sadly. "TRUST ME BRO!" Lego said while looking at Tim. "EPF AGENTS FOUND! LAZER VISION ACTIVATING." The robot said. "Uhh..... LEGO.. PLANNING ON DOING ANYTHING WITH MY BUNNY?!" Tim said. "Yeah... but we need to bring what we've learned from our past adventures to defeat him." Lego said. "Ok Lego... But if we don't make it.. I just want to let you know that your a great friend..." Tim said. "You too buddy." Lego said. "LETS KICK SOME ROBOT BUTT!" Tim shouted. "LAZERS SETTING OFF IN 10..9.." Andy put on a ninja mask and threw the bunny in the air, the ears turned into blades cutting some of the robots circuits. "YOU PESKY PENGUINS! THIS IS A FINE PIECE OF MACHINERY. NOT A TOY TO MESS WITH!" Came a voice out of the robot. "WAIT LEGO!KNOW THAT VOICE! IS THAT.... HERBERT!?" Tim exclaimed. "Haha, so you found it is was me huh? Well i have inhanced this robot with more types of guns and lazers to BLOW YOU PENGUINS TO BITS! ITS ABOUT TO GET REAL WARM OVER THAT SIDE OF THE ISLAND. BWHAHAHA!" Herbert said. "Inhancing Motion bomb." The robot said. "OH NO!" Both Tim and Lego shouted. "Don't forget what we learned from our adventures, we helped Sensei! We're ninjas!" Lego said. "NINJAS! THATS IT! LEGO! QUICK! BEND THE WATER TO COOL THE ROBOT DOWN! IN THE GAME OF CARD JITSU WATER ALWAYS BEATS FIRE!"
So, both Tim and Lego used the power of water to overcome to robot. And the robot went down. "PHEW!" Tim said. "WE DID IT!" Lego shouted in excitment. "Uhh Guys. sorry to ruin the moment but there's something happening over at the ski village, and lets just say.. There's an unhappy polar bear." Hedge said through her phone. "I'm on it." Tim said. "DUDE! BE CAREFUL!" Lego said. "Oh I will." Tim said as he teleported himself to the ski village.
So Tim sent Herbert 'flying sky high'. Tim, Lego and Hedge all were rewarded with medals, and good beat evil. So all together it was a happy ending, and nobody on the island knew anything about it becasue the fights had finished by 5 am in the morning. When Gary asked Lego what he thought of the fight he answered "Umm.. I don't know. Can I go back to bed now?" Gary, Tim, Hedge, and the Director all laughed. They all went back to their igloo's and swore never to tell anyone of what had happened that night. Before Tim left, the director pulled Tim over at the end of it all and said "Thank you very much agent, for standing up to Herbert and showing bravery. On behalf on the whole island we thank you." Tim responded to him by saying "It was no problem, Its all a day in the life of an agent."
Monday, November 8, 2010
Adventure 3: Part II
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Adventure 3: Part I
Saturday, October 23, 2010
We're Makin' a Spiffy Combat! WOOT WOOT :D
Friday, August 13, 2010
Adventure #2: The Journey Of A Lifetime
It was already dark, and our first challenge was a few miles up the mountain. There was a huge gap with icicles hanging above. "Well Tim, that gap's too big to jump...We need to find something to make a bridge..." "I'm all on this, Lego." Tim said. Tim took out his bunny plush toy, put on his ninja mask, flung his bunny into the air saying "Hooowaaaaaa!!!" and all of a sudden, The bunny's ears turned into huge swords and SLICED the icicles into a bridge! Tim did a back flip in air, caught his bunny, and fell perfectly on his feet. "Whoa, Tim! HOW DID YOU DO THAT???" "Well you know...I like to keep it spiffy."
We were getting very sleepy and we couldn't walk anymore, so we decided to put up our tent and campfire for the night.
The next day, we hiked up more of the mountain. I could see the top, but that wasn't what I was looking for. I know the Yeti Necklace is up here somewhere. "Hey Lego, my shoe's untied, let me stop for a sec" While he tried to tie his shoe while balancing on one foot, he was loosing his balance. "Uh-oh...Aaaahh!!!!!" Tim fell into a huge piece of ice. He got up and said, "Whoa...Well at least I got my shoe tied..." There was a huge rumbling sound. The huge chunk of ice was moving into a little doorway. We have found the lair of the Yeti. There was a huge ship, with ice everywhere. Huge animals that look like they could be relatives of Mullet were froze in the ice. Then I saw it, The Golden Necklace Of Knowledge. I ran up into the ship with Tim, and put it around my neck. All of a sudden it got dark, and Tim said, "Lego, I don't think the sun is going down..." We turned around, and saw a great big ball of white fur, the Yeti. We tried to run, but there was no use. He just took us up in his big, burly, hands. "I see you have my Golden Necklace." "Uhh...Yes.." Lego said. "How do I know I should give this necklace to you?" "Well, I'm a...a very good person and I would take good care of it..." "Well, I don't believe you," The Yeti said. "If you can show me, I'll give you this necklace." The Yeti jumped off the boat, and we heard a rumbling song. The icicles from the ceiling were starting to fall, and we could see the ice walls cracking. "AVALANCHE!!!!!!!!!" We all screamed. The three of us ran out and starting running as fast as we can. We could see the supply camp again, but we had to pass over the ice bridge. We all took turns going on the bridge, Tim first, Lego second, and the Yeti third, Tim and Lego made it over safely, but the Yeti was too heavy and broke the ice! "HELP!!!!!!!" The Yeti yelled. He was holding on by a hand, and the snow was getting closer! Lego ran back and took his hand and pulled him back up. The Supply camp was only a few hundred feet away. We finally made it!!!! We were all safe and the Yeti finally spoke up and said "You have proven your trust to me, here is your Necklace Of Knowledge." "Wow thank you so much, Yeti!"
And so, everything turned out fine, and Lego got to
keep the Necklace Of Knowledge.
THE END!
New Adventures coming soon.
~Lego
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Adventure #1: The Curse Of The Yeti Necklace
People have said, there's a secret room up there, where a huge Yeti lives. Some believe that he's a relative of Herbert, others believe if you look into the eyes of him, your whole body will vaporize into water, or be vanished into mid air. Finally, others believe that he has a golden necklace, that if you put on, you will gain wisdom to life. Others have already started this hunt to find the Yeti, but I will not start my perilous journey until my best friend, Tim comes. I'm a little frightened by going up this mountain, but I can't turn down this opportunity. It was getting dark, no one else was at the supply camp anymore. Suddenly there was a gush of wind into my numb face, and I saw a figure, towering over me with a lantern.
TO BE CONTINUED.
~Lego













