Tim's shorts 2: "Applications" ft. Creamsicle Frostbite

One day in the EPF headquarters, Legoboy and Tim were assigned to recruit another agent to help them for their next mission. They went through 10, then 20, then 30 applications, but no luck. "Junk." said Tim. "Wow, this one has food stains on it!" Legoboy screamed. "WHAT THE!?" Tim shouted. "What?" said Legoboy. "Read this one." Tim said while making a weird face. This is what the application read:

Dear EPF Agents,

I work hard. I'm like a women in the kitchen, except I'm allowed to leave the kitchen. People expect me to be all friendly and enthusiastic, but that's a woman's job I'm the straightest man alive, and people love that about me. I get tons of emails everyday, and I don't even bother to open them.

My name is Creamsicle Frostbite, but everyone calls me Straightman. I spend 5 hours a day at the gym, because that's where my friend works. I hang out in the Men's bathroom at Sears. I don't believe in owning a bathroom so that's the only time I get to go. If I owned a bathroom, then I'd have to buy a woman to clean it.

My girlfriend is hot! She's the best and only thing I've ever been allowed to touch. We broke up six months ago. I named my dog after her, his name is girlfriend. I never learned my girlfriend's name, because I am a heterosexual man.

I woke up with a tiger in my bedroom today. My friends and I were playing strip-poker all night long, and we go hard every game. I guess we had too much to drink, but who cares! Life is like two lemons glued together, you just gotta keep squeezing them.

I think I'd be an awesome agent. I'm a tough guy, and I watch hockey. I also believe in women's rights.


Love,
~Straightman


Tim and Legoboy stared at each other in Disgust. "Well, you can do the honors Lego." said Tim. Lego nodded, then took out a stamp and stamped the application with big red letters saying "DENIED" They then went on with looking over applications. That letter would be stuck in their minds for a long time...

Tim's Shorts 1: A Crime in Rhyme

Once, yes once, upon a time two silly penguins decided to rhyme. It seems they couldn't stop, not even to drink some pop! It was so bad that no one could stop them, they tried everything, even tried to shock 'em. They called in the big guns to see what they could do, even though the one didn't know how to tie his shoe. These two big guns were Legoboy and Tim, they tried to find out how this happened by hitting one of them in the shin. When they hit him they found out how, the small one yelled "BOBBY!" and they both looked at each other and said..... "NOW!" They ran out the door and into the Town "Where could he be?" Tim said. "I'm not sure we'll have to look around." They went in every building, EVERY ONE, guess what they found!? Nope, no one.

Next, they reached the top of the beacon, they ran so fast Tim was had sweat leakin'. Over at the telescope they saw bobby, he used the telescope so well it was like it was his hobby. It turns out it was, he was a evil scientist. He made so many inventions he had a list! It turns out he made a potion, called "Use to rhyme" apparently those two penguins used it at the wrong time.

In the end, the Penguins found a reverse potion, and Bobby was arrested. It was all thanks to Tim and Lego, or this never would have been invested.

The End :D (A Tim original)

Tim's Shorts

Hey guys! I'm here to tell you the news that I will be making some short stories thoughout the summer! They will be called "Tim's shorts" I just will just post them whenever. It's kinda like a little surprise every once in a while. They May/may not be about club penguin, they may be true or fictional. You will know it was made by me by these three reasons:

1. The title will be "A Tim Short: (title)"

2. down the bottom it will say "By: Toasty Tim"

3. This picture will be at the begining (thanks to Slider for making it)-

I hope this will be as much fun for you to read as much fun it is for me to write! Hope you like them!


~Tim

Adventure 6 sneak peek

Hello!!! Long Time no see huh? Yeah.. NEW SUMMER. NEW ADVENTURES! THATS RIGHT. AND WERE STARTING IT OFF WITH A MYSTERY. . . Tim and Lego join the Music Jam for an adventure that won't be forgotten in. . .

I'm really excited for this! We are going to be thinking out of the box for this one. It should be out soon!

Cya then!

~Tim and Lego